| tingle assid monkeyyyyyyyyy$$$ |
[Jan. 28th, 2005|03:25 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | hopeful | ] |
  

 
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I'M TRIPPIIPING!!!1
ING!
!!!!!!KLLLLLLLll;kldfajklfds'fadsl;dlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll||||||||||||||||||||||||||AFDSASD
###########################################Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwtOOAST333333333333333333333333333333322222222>>>>>>>>>>>>>#<.//////////////3
dafdsfasdfaffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd943333333333333333344444444444444444444444444444444444
SORRY DARRIL. YOU CAN'T POST A COMMENT NOW YOU DIRTY WISEMAN!! WATCH YOUR ASS NOW
OMG HAX
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ userinfo and grandmothers | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] FONT SIZE OMGF! linkpost comment[ userinfo | livejournal usersbrain ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ useri! linkpost comment[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | secret journal archive ] [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journa linkpost comment[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archive | journal archive ] [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ archiveinkpost comment
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">userinfo</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">livejournal userinfo</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">archive</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">journal archive</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr></table>
</td></tr>
</table>
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">userinfo</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">livejournal userinfo</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">archive</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">journal archive</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr></table>
</td></tr>
</table>
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">userinfo</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">livejournal userinfo</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">archive</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">journal archive</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr></table>
</td></tr>
</table>
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">userinfo</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">livejournal userinfo</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">archive</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">journal archive</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr></table>
</td></tr>
</table>
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">userinfo</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">livejournal userinfo</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="meta">[</td>
<td class="meta" align="right">archive</td>
<td class="meta" align="center">|</td>
<td class="meta" align="left">journal archive</td>
<td class="meta">]</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr></table>
</td></tr>
</table>
FONT SIZE OMGF! |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jan. 27th, 2005|03:43 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | annoyed | ] | Today somoene plucked one of my rubber hairs off and put it under a microscope just to satisfy their sick curiosity.
 
 

Although it is sort of interesting, I'm still a little p'd that I will never get to grow it back.
|
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jan. 26th, 2005|12:09 am] |

Wall, wall.
Window, window.
Drafting table, drafting table.
Light, light.
Me, me...
...even shorter than the tiniest of flashlights.
=(
|
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|08:30 pm] |

I counted the bumps on the wall and I stopped at 20,000. My goal
was to count to 30,000 but I figured I wasting too much time...and
getting bored. It took me about 3 hours to do this, which is
pretty fast. That's almost 2 a second. They call me a fast
counter.
|
|
|
| balding |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|05:35 pm] |
There’s nothing worse than the humiliation of a bald spot that I have
to cover up every time I post a picture of myself on this site.
Yes, I have a bald spot. And I’m sorry that I’ve been hiding
it. It’s no good to you guys if I can cover it up so easily when
people have a much tougher time covering up or getting rid of their
baldness. My baldness just didn’t occur recently, though. I’ve
been balding for quite some time - and it didn’t happen naturally! No
sir. My elastic band loss happened over horrible human
abuse. MY LOOPS AREN’T FOR ATTACHING A FINGER TO IT AND BOUNCING
ME REPEATEDLY UP AND DOWN GIVING ME MASSIVE CONCUSSIONS UNTIL THE
ELASTIC BREAKS. Screw you guys, I’m not sorry anymore.
|
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|04:14 pm] |


When I was young and observing someone playing the "The Adventures of
Zelda II: Link" for the NES I saw a monster on the screen. It was
a bot. All I could think is that the character was representing
me. I always saw the Link character destroying the bot and it
made me feel quite inferior. What did I do wrong? Why did
people want to make my life like this? I wish I could at least
hop around on the screen like the bot did on Zelda.
While I was looking for this image I found a pretty cool site to what
looks like a sequel to the Zelda I series. It features new characters,
dungons, what not. Super cool.
Check it out: http://acmlm.overclocked.org/hacks/readme/zelda1c/</font>
|
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|01:22 pm] |
 
Just sitting by the windows sunlight. Like I have any
choice...no, I'm not complaining. It's not bad. Infact, I
like it.
|
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|03:55 am] |
Ack! I just woke up from this stupid reoccurring nightmare. It
basically goes like this: I start to feel very wet and I look down
below me and there's a puddle of urine! Someone then picks me up and
throws me in a toilet, and flushes it. It's absolutely fucked up!
Though I've never seen a toilet in real life I've seen many pictures on
the internet and some that are "flushing" on TV.

Speaking of which, check out the GALACTIKA LED TOILET SEAT!
   
They have movies too.. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|02:58 am] |
Looks like the lights are going out soon. Thank god; might as
well get some sleep myself. Wanted to, but it's pretty damn hard
to sleep UNDER A BRIGHT, HOT, SCOLDING LIGHT.

Today was just another day of sitting around
because I can't move and surfing around the internet with my telepathic
abilities. Tomorrow won't be much different I can predict
already...believe me.
|
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|02:47 am] |
A sweet smellin' blueberry pie has just been placed next to me! ...that
I can't eat. Nothing aggravates me more than not being able to eat. If
only these people around me knew that I am a conscious entity they'd
probably be more considerate to my disabilities.

|
|
|
| My first post |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|02:31 am] |
Well I guess it's a little exciting that I have this new
live journal account. Besides that nothings new I guess.
Here's me on a drafting table under a hot light...If I could do
anything I would move but I can't so this sucks...blah.

|
|
|
| navigation |
| [ |
viewing |
| |
most recent entries |
] |
| |
|
|