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boredkoosh - i'm just a koosh ball
Created on 2005-01-24 21:43:16 (#5889447), last updated 2005-01-28
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Basic Info| Name: | boredkoosh |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-01 |
| Location: | Boston, Massachusetts, United States |
BioAll that I can tell you is that I'm a Koosh Ball...
Yes, you heard me right.
Well I can tell you some things about myself, but most of it is all that exciting or desirable for that matter. Much of my life consists of being placed in horrible secluded areas for just not days – YEARS at a time. Although I have had some interesting adventures, it’s dominated by unavoidable, depressing TORTUROUS situations.
I don’t really know where I came from, or when I was born. I do have some very cloudy memories of hanging on a cardboard tag at a checkout in a store…don’t really remember which one though. Mmmm..but the smell of new rubber. I am made out of rubber…in case you didn’t know. (duh) I do remember how fresh and new I smelt and nothing can replace the happiness of that memory because all it has been replaced by is the STENCH OF TIME. I’d rather be in an air-tight container for my whole existence and never see the rest of the world than the situations I’ve been in. But yeah…I’ve complained enough.
Anyways…right now you probably want to converse something similar to this following quotation: “Koosh, from the information you’ve provided me thus far, it seems that up to now you have 4/5 of the human senses – and not only that is so, but also you can create a Live Journal account on the Internet.”
Let me explain…
I can’t explain having 4/5 of the human senses but I can sort of explain how I can use the internet. Bare with me, but for much of my existence (as you already know) I was secluded for a long number of years at a time. I’ve had nothing really to do but think, and think…and think, and wish I was somewhere else for a change…you get the idea. I used to think I had simple thoughts because I really didn’t know the English language until I moved and I could overhear and observe more people talking. But before I ever moved anywhere, things…started to happen…weird stuff, like hearing a radio even though one wasn’t on. It really frightened me and I thought my mind was being forced into a dimension irreversible insanity for eternity. It would soon fade away but then come back on. On, off every day. Why was this happening? I soon became less scared and more irritated than anything else. And one day, when I really wanted to go away, it lowered a little in volume. I thought it was a total coincidence, but I decided I’d use the same mindset that I had used before when it lowered it volume, and it got even softer! I then found out that I could control pretty much any aspect of the radio. The radio waves became my newly found happiness. I enjoyed hearing different stations, even though I couldn’t really understand what anyone was saying. The words meant nothing because they could never really describe any definition, except for emotional tonalities. But this didn’t happen for too long amazingly. I started picking up on TV waves which really freaked me out, but really opened up my mind! Without being scared for too long I knew just what to do: find the niche in the signal that makes it change a certain way. A could see and hear new places – with definition! Sesame Street is something that I really have to give thanks too. Sitcoms, movies, game shows – I had it all! In contrast, I really knew what I was missing when I started picking up Internet signals! I then foresaw peoples true emotions, ideas – great stuff…and lots of horrible things too. But, anyways, my sense of sight works out great with uploading what I see to my Live Journal. My sense of sight works a lot different than any animal. First of all, my view of what I see is an invisible extension rather than a direct part of me. This is really neat because my sight can fly around, look back at myself…but only up to about 30 ft. It’s tough to get much further than that, though I haven’t had many chances to try. Most of my life has been spent in doors. My sight can’t fly through walls or anything if you were wondering. Something I wish it could do. Oh well.
Well, so I guess life isn’t so bad, though it is really lonely. So please drop a message or response whenever you’d like. It would be much appreciated, and maybe I’ll drop you a message too.
Yes, you heard me right.
Well I can tell you some things about myself, but most of it is all that exciting or desirable for that matter. Much of my life consists of being placed in horrible secluded areas for just not days – YEARS at a time. Although I have had some interesting adventures, it’s dominated by unavoidable, depressing TORTUROUS situations.
I don’t really know where I came from, or when I was born. I do have some very cloudy memories of hanging on a cardboard tag at a checkout in a store…don’t really remember which one though. Mmmm..but the smell of new rubber. I am made out of rubber…in case you didn’t know. (duh) I do remember how fresh and new I smelt and nothing can replace the happiness of that memory because all it has been replaced by is the STENCH OF TIME. I’d rather be in an air-tight container for my whole existence and never see the rest of the world than the situations I’ve been in. But yeah…I’ve complained enough.
Anyways…right now you probably want to converse something similar to this following quotation: “Koosh, from the information you’ve provided me thus far, it seems that up to now you have 4/5 of the human senses – and not only that is so, but also you can create a Live Journal account on the Internet.”
Let me explain…
I can’t explain having 4/5 of the human senses but I can sort of explain how I can use the internet. Bare with me, but for much of my existence (as you already know) I was secluded for a long number of years at a time. I’ve had nothing really to do but think, and think…and think, and wish I was somewhere else for a change…you get the idea. I used to think I had simple thoughts because I really didn’t know the English language until I moved and I could overhear and observe more people talking. But before I ever moved anywhere, things…started to happen…weird stuff, like hearing a radio even though one wasn’t on. It really frightened me and I thought my mind was being forced into a dimension irreversible insanity for eternity. It would soon fade away but then come back on. On, off every day. Why was this happening? I soon became less scared and more irritated than anything else. And one day, when I really wanted to go away, it lowered a little in volume. I thought it was a total coincidence, but I decided I’d use the same mindset that I had used before when it lowered it volume, and it got even softer! I then found out that I could control pretty much any aspect of the radio. The radio waves became my newly found happiness. I enjoyed hearing different stations, even though I couldn’t really understand what anyone was saying. The words meant nothing because they could never really describe any definition, except for emotional tonalities. But this didn’t happen for too long amazingly. I started picking up on TV waves which really freaked me out, but really opened up my mind! Without being scared for too long I knew just what to do: find the niche in the signal that makes it change a certain way. A could see and hear new places – with definition! Sesame Street is something that I really have to give thanks too. Sitcoms, movies, game shows – I had it all! In contrast, I really knew what I was missing when I started picking up Internet signals! I then foresaw peoples true emotions, ideas – great stuff…and lots of horrible things too. But, anyways, my sense of sight works out great with uploading what I see to my Live Journal. My sense of sight works a lot different than any animal. First of all, my view of what I see is an invisible extension rather than a direct part of me. This is really neat because my sight can fly around, look back at myself…but only up to about 30 ft. It’s tough to get much further than that, though I haven’t had many chances to try. Most of my life has been spent in doors. My sight can’t fly through walls or anything if you were wondering. Something I wish it could do. Oh well.
Well, so I guess life isn’t so bad, though it is really lonely. So please drop a message or response whenever you’d like. It would be much appreciated, and maybe I’ll drop you a message too.
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